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Are you falling apart at the seams?
Do you feel like you're going insane?
Do you sit there going, duh?
 
Did you just read the above and think, "OMG that's me!"

Hmm...sounds like you've lost your marbles...



 

Hey Ma, we have a visitor

That's right...It happens to the best of us.  See below at some of our clients who have lost their marbles, but thanks to us will never lose them again.
 
George Bush
He's our #1 customer-he's always losing his even the ones he's just bought.  Good Luck to you George.
 
Dick Chaney
He lost his before the hunting accident. He came to us and well, lost marbles wasn't his problem.
 
Paris Hilton
Ever since she bought herself a bag she's been doing so good. And guys she's still H-O-T-T-T!
 
Lindsay Lohan
We tried to explain to her that her problem wasn't lost marbles and that we don't sell what she needs.
 
Hillary Clinton
She lost hers when she stopped running for President...But after a bag...watch out world.
 
Bill Clinton
If only we had been in business when he was in office...'coz he definitely had lost his marbles way back then; However as a good customer he's set for life now.
 
Rosie O'donnell
She lost her on the view or maybe way before then, no matter she came to us and we helped her out.
 
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
She definitely has a view, not ours or most of anyone else's for that fact, and because of this we just knew she lost her marbles. After getting her marbles back...well, watch the View and see for yourself.
 
Donald Trump
He definitely lost his marbles when he brought Amirosa back, we felt sorry for Peirce Morgan and sent him a free bag.  The trumpster told us "You're Hired"
 
Britney Spears
She definitely lost her marbles, and although we were happy to sell her a bag, what she really needs is a chasity belt.
 
Lucille Ball
Although she's gone from this world, she showed us what losing your marbles was all about on "I Love Lucy"  She could have used a bag...God rest her soul
 
 
 

We are proud to say...
WE HAVE YOUR MARBLES RIGHT HERE!
 
And, for limited time only we are selling your marbles for an unbelievable low price of $1.
That's right you read it right, $1 plus shipping and handling.
 
Now for those of you on a tight budget we have an easy payment plan of $.25 cents a month for 4 months. How much easier can it get?
 
You will receive one bag of marbles to replace the ones you've lost;
However we can't guarantee they'll help you be better than you were before  you lost your marbles, we only guarantee that you'll have enough marbles to keep you from losing them for awhile (unless you're George Bush)
 
 

Terms and Conditions

We accept the following:
Credit cards
Debit cards
Checks
Cash
Yo mama
Yo daddy (hey why not)
Lawn mower
Goats
Pigs
Swiss knife
Coke
Dr Pepper
Husbands
Wives
Kitchen sink
 
Like we said, we accept just about anything...

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ONLY A $1 
Never lose your marbles again, buy now and save:
Buy two bags and pay only $.75 for the second bag.
 
WOW! IS THAT A DEAL OR WHAT?
 
 

If you believe any of this you really have lost your marbles,
but hey haven't we all at one time or another

DISCLAIMER: In no way, means, or fashion, is any of this meant to hurt anyone.  This is all done in fun and for Christopher Fattibene's 20th birthday.  So if any of you are offended, then you've lost your marbles and need a bag, too.